Wednesday, January 25, 2012

New Zealand's Bottom 10

So far, we’ve written a lot this blog about how wonderful New Zealand is. Lest our loyal readers begin to think this fair island is all sunshine, puppies and hobbits, here is a perspective on some of the struggles, trials, and tribulations of life in the southern hemisphere. Without further ado…
New Zealand’s Not Top 10:
1.       The direction money flows - All of it out of our wallets, none of it in.
2.       Sam’s rat tail – We were very disappointed to learn that Sam’s rat tail is too short to attach a bead to or braid. This unfortunate information was delivered to us by a woman at a surf commune selling friendship bracelets for the exorbitant price of “whatever you feel like giving”. If this registered hippy was unable to braid Sam’s hair, it’s officially too short still.
3.       Chase’s pants pocket – Hid Chase’s winning raffle ticket from him when his number was called at a bar event, preventing us from winning a teapot full of alcohol or a MYSTERY BOX! (he would have chosen the teapot).
4.       Dallis’s pants pocket – Their small size prevented this trip’s first (and best) prank from happening. Chase eventually found his winning raffle ticking hidden in the abyss of his pocket, and tried to prank Dallis by planting the ticket in her pocket. Over the course of a couple days, he continually mentioned that he thought he gave the ticket to one of us at the bar and got everyone to agree on horrible punishments for someone if the raffle ticket was found in their possession. Unfortunately, Dallis’s tiny pockets somehow lost the ticket and Chase’s prank masterpiece never unfolded.
5.       The price of gas – A pretty normal gas price here is $2.11 (New Zealand dollars) per liter. For those of you (all of you) who don’t think in New Zealand dollars or metric volume units, let me put this price in terms you can understand. A NZ dollar is approximately 0.8 US dollars, and a liter is 0.264 gallons. The price in US dollars per gallon we are paying is $6.39. Given that we have a 50 liter fuel tank, this also means that it can often take over NZ$100 (US$80) to fill our tank.
6.       The state of the Washington Wizards –  Man, I know it was supposed to be a rebuilding year, but COME ON. This is pathetic. Has John Wall really regressed that much? Does Andray Blatche have any trade value left, or are we stuck with him? Is resigning JaVale McGee going to be worth the money? Was firing Flip Saunders the right move? Why is old man Lewis still getting PT? Will the draft lottery be the highlight of the season?
7.       The fact that we have been mistaken for Canadians twice and Germans once – Really New Zealand?
8.       The chemical toilets in our housebus – So apparently there is a dial on the side of our chemical toilet that tells you when it is close to full. In retrospect, this is a better method than our previous one of “whoops the toilet is too full to close”
9.       The hole in the ozone layer – It’s real folks, and situated nicely over New Zealand. SPF 60 here we come!
10.   The weather – There have been scattered showers lots of days. Ok, so this probably isn’t bad compared to weather back home, but I’m pretty much out of bad things.

Monday, January 23, 2012

We're still in the Shire

Kia Ora!

There have been a lot of exciting happenings since we last wrote. We just arrived at our second farm today, after spending a week with our last hosts, Maria (the owner) and Molly (the absurdly adorable dog). Sorry Lily and Bailey, Chase and I were kind of cheating on you. Dal and Sam mentioned a bit in the last post, but we spent most of our time there working in the garden and orchard weeding/picking/mulching things (including the odd possum), feeding the chickens, chopping wood, and generally doing things that are fun, outside, and make you really appreciate how fulfilling a lifestyle farming must be. It's pretty cool to eat a meal mostly out of things you grew in your own backyard. (And yes, Dad, I did just say that mulching was kind of fun. I might regret that one.) Maria's "lifestyle block" also had its own water and septic system, and they were making efforts to live as self-sufficiently as possible, which is a pretty cool idea that is actually really popular in New Zealand, which I guess isn't that surprising considering how much beautiful, fertile land is all over this country. But anyways!

The farm we're at now is looking like the makings of a fantastic week. We're living in an 11-meter long "housebus," which is kind of a combination between an RV and a camper, and is 100% superfly. Pictures will definitely be attached once we have fast enough internet to deal with photos. Amanda and Alistair, the parents here, are really sweet and accomodating, and they have two boys (4 and 7), that are adorable wildmen who spent today alternating between "helping" us mulch around sapling citrus trees and running/climbing/jumping on and off the roof of their garage. Hilarious. We finished the evening by cooking some chicken korma (hey Lars!), drinking homemade pear hard cider from the orchard, and admiring the view (of the sunset, surrounding hills, and Sam's mousetail) from the hilltop. Not too shabby.

Anyways, I'll try to keep this one brief (we have internet at this farm, unlike the last one), but here are a few other highlights from the past little while:

- Generally, the weather has improved, but we did spend a really wet day last week doing "indoor wwoofing" at Maria's, which turned out to be really fun and delicious. We learned how to make preserves, which is now one of the only things on our list of farming hard skills , and ended up with a bunch of jars of plum jam, blueberry and red currant preserves, and fantastic homemade relish, in addition to some banana bread and blueberry muffins.

- On our last day in Taranaki, we went to Egmont National Park to hike Mt. Taranaki. Although Dallis unfortunately had to turn back because of her knee, the three boys summited the 8,000 ft. ACTIVE volcano, complete with crazy steep trail over volcanic sand and shale (between 30 and 45 degrees), intense bouldering, a crater filled with an ice and snow field, and a fantastic view of the ocean and countryside from the top. Though we've had some good hikes before, I think we all agree that Taranaki is one of the hardest mountains we've ever climbed.

- The following day, we made our way to the Waitomo Caves, one of the many "don't miss this" recommendations we received before leaving for New Zealand. They definitely didn't disappoint. We had guided tours through two separate caves, which are famous not just for being really cool, beautiful limestone caves, but also for the glowworms (actually larvae of a specific gnat species) that hang like constellations scattered across the ceiling of the caves. They're really interesting creatures, and there were lots of cool things to see and learn about, including a big cavern in one of the caves which is reputed for having nearly perfect acoustics, and has hosted a lot of famous groups for concerts, including the Vienna Boys Choir. Pretty neat stuff. One of the best quotes from our guide: "The glowworm adult male, which only lives about 2 or 3 days, copulates for about 12-24 hours...which is pretty standard for the average Kiwi male. He then keels over and dies, which is also pretty standard for the average Kiwi male."

- The Ascot has proven to be quite a trooper ('94 was a good year for cars, apparently). While New Zealand is known for many things, "gas-stations-open-after-7PM-on-a-Sunday" apparently are not one of them. On our way from Waitomo to Wanganui, where we spent the night last night before arriving at the Vickers' farm, we were running seriously low on gas, with over 100 kilometers to go. After passing many closed gas stations (one with a painted over "24 hour gas' sign), we knocked on a strangers door to ask if he knew where the nearest open gas station was. Unfortunately, it was in Wanganui. But after glancing at our car and and VERY generously estimating that we had a quarter tank of gas left, he assured us we could make it there without running out of gas, so... we went for it. There wasn't any gas, cell phone service (for AA), or really a town to be seen for the entire twisting, rainy drive, but we just made it into town on fumes.

That's it for now, we're headed to the beach to swim. Hope you're all doing well, and let us know what you're up to!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Another Update!!!

Hello from New Plymouth, in the Taranaki region!

Sorry it's been so long since we updated y'all.  There have been many blog-worthy moments in the past week, but very few internet connections.  So here is an annotated list of the most blog-worthy moments of the last howevermany days its been.  (Note: this is not in chronological order, just in the order that I remember them)

1.  Hair.  Sam and Chase got some sweet sweet haircuts in Auckland.  I'll just cut to the chase (Ha! Not that Chase), Sam has a rat's tail.  It's very small, too small to braid a hair wrap onto (says the French hippie who was selling her hair wraps in Raglan), so we're going to let it grow a bit more and hopefully try again (even though onlooking American dudes warned Sam, "Woah, not cool, bro").  Chase and Sam can now both pass for European soccer players from the neck up (We're still working on the rugby shorts to complete the effect).  Also, all the boys are working on their beards.  Nicely done, gentlemen.

2. Yes, we got here by car! That means we have a car.  '94 Honda Ascot, or "JAMLAR" (The first of Jam and Lars's terms of separation), or "Sweet As-cot" (Because "Sweet As" is a common New Zealand saying).  Dark green, this beaut has a plush interior, a radio that requires a double clicking when scanning, and a passenger window that needs a little push to close completely.  But parents, don't worry. Our full legal check, mechanical check, insurance, and AA membership (Thanks, Snow family!) will keep us safe and sound.

3. Chase has the simultaneously best and worst luck I have ever experienced.  One night in Auckland, we attended our hostel's "Free Pizza and Drinks Night" after we realized that it really was free and that apparently we don't need our American cynicism for the next three months.  Anyways, there was a raffle, and each of us got a ticket.  Twenty minutes and Auckland's number one beat-boxer later, they began the announcing the raffle winners.  As each person was getting ready, clutching their ticket, and crossing their fingers, Chase let us know that he couldn't find his ticket, so "number 11 better not win."  The emcees began their giant lead up to the first number after detailing all of the prizes (skydiving deals, travel packages, free drinks), and announced: "11."  We will never let him live this down.  We're all still a little bitter.

4. We made Helm's Deep out of sand.  Brought a new meaning to the term sandcastle, amiright?  But seriously, it was AWESOME.  Literally, Chase drew us a blueprint of Helm's Deep.  As head engineer, Chase appointed Sam as head architect, and we actually created a reconstruction of Helm's Deep in New Zealand sand.  While I'm referencing Helm's Deep, I might as well include the other LOTR jokes of the trip thus far.  We currently live in the Shire.  Its ridiculous.  Also we're going to see Mount Doom on our upcoming hike (Tongariro Crossing).  Gotta love Middle Earth.

5. Camping. At. Solscape.  Where to begin on this one.  Let's start with how it rained on and off every single day of the first week in New Zealand.  Apparently, the locals say it's the wettest summer that anyone can remember (Nice timing, us.).  After hemorrhaging money our first week in Auckland (and one day trip to Coromandel), we decided to camp in Raglan.  So we booked a site at Solscape, an eco retreat with all types of accommodations, so that we could camp but still use the full amenities of a hostel (kitchen and bathroom).  We arrived at Solscape right before dark (which isn't until about 9:30 pm, by the way. Incredible), and set up our tent and hammock.  Just as we were cleaning up our dishes from dinner, the skies began a torrential downpour and the winds howled.  Solscape is on top of a hill. And the camping area is almost completely exposed.  Seriously?! Who builds a campsite on the top of an open hill?  Apparently Kiwi eco retreats do because no other summer has ever had such bad weather.  But we survived thanks to our trusty camping gear (Seriously, Jam, we are all appreciative that you talked Sam into buying this sweet tent last year).  Sam braved the wind and rain to save the tarp, Alex tied the biggest knots I have ever seen, and Chase slept surprisingly well.  I feel like we got hazed by New Zealand.  A true baptism of fire.  But boy, oh boy, everything is so beautifully green here now.

6. SURFING!!! Raglan is known for having the longest left in the southern hemisphere (Goofy foots, you know what I'm talking about.  Non-surfers, ask someone you know who surfs to explain, this blog post is already getting suuuuuuuuuuuuper long.)  Our first day was still super gusty and choppy thanks to that sick storm, but Alex geared up in his superhero outfit (aka a wetsuit) and shredded.  Our second day, Sam, Chase, and I similarly donned superhero jumpsuits.  For Sam and Chase, it was their first surfing experience.  For me (Dallis), it was my first time surfing in approximately ten years.  We all had a blast in the water.  Sam was standing by the end of the day and Chase was paddling like a pro.  Two examples of how general athleticism and sweet haircuts do make a difference.

7. The importance of understanding the tides in Coromandel.  On our single day in Coromandel, Poutere to be specific, we borrowed kayaks for free (this time we believed them the first time when they told us something was free) from our hostel.  She explained that high tide was at 10 am and then again at 10 pm, and we could only take out kayaks during high tide.  Alex and I gave each other knowing glances, and silently scoffed at her high tide rule.  We grabbed the kayaks around 11:30 and headed to the water, an estuary separated from the ocean by a thin strip of sand.  After a little kayaking tag and general merriment, we suddenly realized why kayaks could only be used during high tide.  Because there is literally only water in the estuary around high tide.  We raced back to the dock when our paddles started hitting the sand beneath us.  Whoops.  But thanks to our poor understanding of tides in New Zealand, we did get a nice arm workout.

7.5  This isn't a real blog-worthy update, so it just gets a half number.  For all you frisbee players out there reading this: the boys taught me how to throw a flick.  It currently still looks like a soggy pancake wobbling through the air, but I have three more months to perfect it.  Now people are slightly more justified in always assuming that I am on the frisbee team.

8. Facial Eczema Risk Level.  We have now passed two separate "Facial Eczema Risk Level" signs.  They look just like the wildfire risk signs with the semicircle of different colors and an arrow pointing to the daily risk level, but for facial eczema.  We're still puzzled, but it's been in the green, so we feel good to go.  And our faces feel great.

9.  We are officially on our first farm!

Alright, my eyes are beginning to burn from staring at a computer screen for so long.  So I'm going to pass of this keyboard to Sam.  Oh one more thing!  We really want to add pictures, but haven't gotten around to that just yet.  Also I think if I add any more to this blogpost, the site is going to crash under the weight of this epic update.  But this place is absolutely stunning.  Pictures can't do it justice, but we would love to show you a little of what New Zealand looks like and a few snapshots of our shenanigans thus far.

Hey Everybody! I might as well talk about today, which will go down in history as "dead possum and horse poop day." Invasive possums are a huge pest problem in New Zealand, and farmers set up traps to kill them. Apparently organic farmers also use them as fertilizer! Part of our job today was to move two dead, putrid, rotting, disgusting, eerily smiling possums that had been decomposing under a tree in the garden out to the orchard. Chase, Alex, and I tackled this particular project. Our host told us to simply pick them up by the tails, which worked for the first one, but the second one has rotted his off, so Alex just used a shovel instead. This whole ordeal was more smelly than anything else, and we were glad to no longer have the possums lurking while we tried to do the weeding.

Where was Dallis during all of this? Well, she wasn't off the hook. She had the joy of mulching the strawberry patch. When you're an organic farmer, you definitely do not go to Lowes or wherever and buy bags of mulch- you use the perfectly good horse poop you have lying around! This stuff was FRESH and STINKY, and Dal performed admirably. In fact, she still smells admirable.

So, I think that's all the news that's fit to print at the moment. Only time will tell if our lazy butts can continue to update this blog. Things are looking promising, however, as our accommodation next week will be in a fully internet-equipped "house-bus" named Betsy provided by our next WWOOFer hosts.

Cheers!

Friday, January 6, 2012

We're there! (here!)

Hello loyal blog-followers (all zero of you so far)!

We made it! I (Sam) was the first to arrive in LA, where I was generously hosted on ridiculously stoopid short-notice by Kate Fox and her boyfriend Matt. After about five hours I was re-united with my long-lost friend, Alex "Balls" "The Voice" "McDreamy" "Mr. Awesome-pants" Taylor, and I'm pretty sure rainbows and butterflies exploded out of the apartment when we embraced. A cool thing for me was the next morning we managed to also meet up with a guy whom I met in the Peruvian Amazon. It was strange to see him not covered in bees. The next day Dallllis and her family drove up from San Diego at "around noon."More rainbows, obviously.

...and now Dallllllllllis is here to help write the post! WE killed some time before getting dinner by going to the La Brea Tar pits, which are about as smelly and bubbly as you might expect.

Let's start going by time, and see if we can make the math work out:

At around 7:30pm on Jan 5 (california time) we met up with Chase (Unicorn Explosion!!!) at the airport, did the whole security blah blah blah and at 9:30 we took off for the FUTURE in our double-decker spaceship. I mean airplane. I mean cramped shower. As soon as the plane took off, it started raining out of the ceiling, onto my head. Then it stopped, so whatever, I guess.

We arrived in Fiji (Which hip locals call "the Feej")  [Lies. This is Dallis. Only Sam calls it that.  But he is hip and local. So.] .....at 5:00 am on Jan 7!!! What happened to the sixth?????? I'm glad none of us had a birthday then.

Then we hopped on another plane at 10:00 am, and arrived in Auckland around 1:00pm. We had to spend a little extra time in the airport because New Zealand is really strict about protecting their biodiversity and agriculture. Definitely the most intense I've seen. Most of us got through scott-free; chase had his boots washed by the customs officials. I actually had the worst of it- my boots and tent were sent to a mysterious lab for analysis and cleaning, so we had to wait around until I could pick up my stuff again by pushing a little red button next to a little window (think those little windows they used to open up to ask you the password at speakeasies in the '20s). I guess they cleaned all the sins off my stuff.

So now we're settled in our hostel, which is pretty nice, quite busy and with a four-person room to ourselves. No free wi-fi though, so we're bumming off the public library down the street.

I know, I know, I'm just milking mundane things in an effort to make them entertaining. In the coming days we'll be having real adventures as we attempt to view New Zealand when it's not raining, buy a car that won't kill us and figure out exactly where "Taranaki" is anyway.

Thanks for reading (even though no one has yet)!

Love,
Sam, Dallis, Alex, and Chase

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

this is exactly what it looks like

We're going to New Zealand! You're viewing this because you know one or more of us and you care about us. Fortunately, we will know what we're doing (most of the time..), so this completely for you! Every so often we'll update it with things we've been up to and what we're thinking about, thereby proving we're still alive and at least "building our character" or "gaining experience" if not having supreme amounts of fun.

Navigating this new post-Dartmouth world is difficult. Some of us have briefly entered the "real" world (hi chase!), some of us the "extra super fake" world of reality TV (hi alex!). As we embark on this outwardly pointless romp around New Zealand, maybe through sharing the experiences of all sorts of nice people we can come to understand better what this real world is and what makes it so much more legitimate (or not) than any other kind of world.

So, join us as we answer age-old questions like,

Does an expensive liberal-arts education really prepare you for ...anything?
What do hippies do ever?
Is Alex Taylor the dreamiest dream-boat in the entire world, or simply The United States, Mexico, and Guatemala?

Love,

Sam, Chase, Dallis, and Alex